Bloody Science!!
from today's BBC online news:
SATURN'S RINGS 'MAY LIVE FOREVER'
This is what I hate about science. Who the fuck will ever disprove that? Hmmm??
Maybe I am just feeling all science sucks today. I should not have listened to that Ulrich Beck thingy last night. Not thathe would induce me to dislike science, or even that he,himself is promting this, just that it the rusty old wheels turning a little more than ANTM would have and we all know that when forced to think about the world and its genenral state, I will always want to kick the scientists first. I'm not sure why, could be the lab coats. Maybe it's the clipboards.
Anyway...today,we are all scientists, specualting wildly on the futre and making claims like the one above. Why not? If you do it right, who the fuck will disprove them? .
Mine:
SUN WILL "FLAME OUT" IN 2500 YEARS!
your turn...
Comments
Aliens set to invade*!
*when we're dead.
I took my nieces to the planetarium in Greenwich when they were here (they're coming for my graduation on Tuesday if it's not too late to move) and the nine year old, who's going though a 'God phase', having been awwed by the show and by the sheer beauty of it all, finally managed to bring it all back to God: "when the sun dies it'll be okay because everyone will just go to heaven". She also came out with something marvellous the other day on how "God never lets people die in ambulances". Um... nope, people definitely do die in ambulances, love. I don't know why I've just told you that.
oinks - because tellign children reality gets you nowt but a crack in the head from your sister. Trust me.
Jando...no...I can disprove that.
Pog - YES! send to me please! I am buying it! hurray!
Effervescent paracetamol and Codeine + A Berocca in a half pint of water. Followed by a pint of Tea to wash down bacon, sausage, fried eggs, Scrambled eggs, baked beans, tinned tomatoes, mushrooms, black pudding, hash browns and fried bread. Maybe a bit of bubble and squeak. Mustard, tabasco and Worcester Sauce liberally applied. Then a pot of black coffee and a cigarette.
More coffee, toast and marmalade if needed.
Go to your local big department store. You know the one I mean. The one with the Orange faced ladies just inside the main doors, the ones offering to spray Perfume 'X' on you.
Let them spray you with perfume 'X'. Go for a wander round town & see if people of the opposite sex want to get in your pants.
Hang on, bad scientific method there. People of the opposite sex might want to get in your pants anyway, no matter what you smell like.
Back to the drawing board.
Please feel free to critique my science. Go out, get yourself a hangover, then try my cure and see if it works:)
I can critique this geogrpahically speaking - no one here offers to spray anythign on you as we are a scent free town* and this has sunk in at the dept stores. Not to sayt hat it doesn't whiff greatly when you walk in, but they woudl never dare spray anoyone hereabouts.
*meaning no scents in any municipal, provincial or ferderal work places - and most other places have a scent free policy they will galdly telly ou about or even enforce. Where I work they ask you not towear any scented deordorant even.,I don't work with people so I can get away with that.
As a result, I feelt that women who wear perfume, should it not be really over done, seem like very very grown up ladies indeed. From a whole 'nuther generation. Roalnd was going to buy me some perfume for chrismtas one year and I told him not to bother as it woudl go off before I coudl ever use much of it. BUt i recallt he days of perfume...heady days indeed!